there’s was this really attractive asian kid and Andrew, Kelly, Conor, Dan, Gabi and everyone kept giving me pick up lines to use on him and this is what we came up with:
- Are you Vietnamese cause you aren’t PHO real ;P
- Hi I really like your- let’s fuck
- -feel is his blazer- what’s this made out of? boyfriend material?
- Are ya Vietnamese cause you’re the only Viet I mese.